ammit420:

*lawyer voice* eat a dick, your honor

(Source: ammits420friendlychillspot)

tupacaroni:

why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish

felitomkinson:

drawing when no one is watching 

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drawing when people are watching

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beautifulliesandrockbottom:

wilbr:

In the 7th grade I had a class where we took a personality test and then we were separated into groups based on our results and my group was just me and two girls and our personality type was described as “mystical” and then one of the girls got expelled for huffing Axe in the bathroom and the other dropped out of high school and disappeared off the face of the Earth.

You’re next.

stzvzn:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

manlayingegg:

vvankinq:

When my balls stick to the inside of my leg…
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im not even a guy but this is funny

the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

Literally yes.